Sketch Script - When life gives you lemons

Sketch Script - When life gives you lemons

Minister:

When life gives you lemons, James, make lemon drizzle cake.


James:

Isn’t it lemonade?


Minister:

Why would I make lemonade when I can make lemon drizzle cake?


James:

No, I mean the saying…


Minister:

What would you rather have James? Lemonade or lemon drizzle cake?


James:

I’m more of vanilla sponge kind of person.


Minister:

Of course you are. In so many ways. The point is, don’t just toe the line.


Jiles:

Except in your job, do do it then.


Minister:

Quite.


James:

...Did you know lemons are man-made? They’re a cross between a bitter orange and citron. So technically we gave lemons to life… or life to lemons.

[BOTH STARE BLANKLY]


Minister:

Toe the line, James.


[JAMES NODS]


Sketch Script - Sleight of hand

Sketch Script - Sleight of hand