Sketch Script - When life gives you lemons

Minister:

When life gives you lemons, James, make lemon drizzle cake.

James:

You mean lemonade?

Minister:

Why would I make lemonade when I can make lemon drizzle cake, James?

James:

No, I mean the saying…

Minister:

What would you rather have James? Lemonade or lemon drizzle cake?

James:

I’m more of vanilla sponge kind of person, actually.

Minister:

Of course you are. You are vanilla sponge in so many ways. The point is, we don’t just toe the line.

Jiles:

Except in your job. Do do it then.

Minister:

Quite.

James:

…. Fun fact ...Did you know lemons are man-made? They’re actually a cross between a bitter orange and citron. So… so technically we gave lemons to life… or life to lemons. So to speak.

[BOTH STARE BLANKLY]

Jiles:

Toe the line, James.

[JAMES NODS]